Do they even fuckin exist anymore? In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. You guys were phenomenal [Crowd Cheers] Oh no.. That’s the first time I said cunt. Bunch of goddamn pansies. I got 4 minutes left. All of you go fuck yourselves in your own assholes. "I was just annoyed because I was sitting there going like, this is one of the greatest comedy line-ups, as far as up-and-coming guys, that I've been around. Burr then spent his 12 minute set picking apart every thing about the city from its food, its sports teams, its icons, all while receiving boos from the audience. Fucking antennas go right in your fucking ears. Not Bill Burr, by the way, but y'all. Look at this. You got fuckin Joe Frazier is from there but he’s black so you can’t fuckin deal with him, so you make a fucking statue for some 3 ft fuckin Italian you stupid philly cheese-eatin fucking jackasses. Fucking standing backstage for 3 hours to get booed by this GED fuckin stupid-ass piece of shit fuckin crowd. Oh Fuck all you people you ya know what you fucking losers, I hope you all fucking die, and I hope those fucking Eagles never win the Superbowl. What else what else. Bill Burr Tickets | Event Dates & Schedule | Ticketmaster.com Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. You guys were here man. Suck a dick. I still fuckin hate you people. 8 Minutes I’m doin it all. He hosted the October 10, 2020 episode of Saturday Night Live, which became notorious for Burr's crass and (in some considerations) offensive stand-up monologue.. Never won shit, since fuckin Gerald Ford was in office. What the fuck am I gonna do at this point. ©2021 Bill Burr. He’s made a career out of being a brutally honest version of himself. So anyways back to the joke. Andrew Themeles. I hope he snaps both his fuckin ankles the first goddamn game. What do you have to say sir? Filter These Results: Apply. This gotta be fucking ridiculous. Does it really have to come to this people? All rights reserved. Fun isn’t it. Yes. I hope the glass gets fuckin into your fuckin shoulder blades and then I see you afterwards “Hey how’s it going” [simulates slapping a good friend in the back] Enjoy the fuckin show? Fuck all you motherfuckers and fuck the Flyers. Just one after another. 7 MINUTES left. Your email address will not be published. Your fucking Rush T-Shirts that say I beat the shit out of my girlfriends. Pissed-off, Burr took his turn onstage and the crowd began giving him the same treatment. City of Brotherly Love. I hate the way you eat with your little shitty ass subway. Bring Tug McGraw back from the dead you fucking jackasses. I’d grab you buy the fuckin hair but you don’t have any. Fucking warehouse working, weed smoking, fucking disappointment to your mother. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Burr has spoken before about Philadelphia's spirit for booing things and admits he has an affection for the city. Philadelphia Eagles Philadelphia Phillies Preakness Stakes Ryder Cup San Francisco Giants Seattle Seahawks. That’s all I got left. You bunch of faggots. In a recent episode of Joe Rogan's podcast, comedian Bill Burr pushed back against the host on the issue of wearing masks to prevent the spread of COVID-19. I hope I hit a baby in the fuckin head. Suck a fuckin dick. What brilliant shit are you gonna fuckin tell me? All rights reserved. Bill has sold-out shows at Madison Square Garden on November 14, 2015,the Royal Albert Hall on June 6, 2018 and consecutive shows on March 4 and 5, 2019 Bill Burr holds the record for the most consecutive sold-out shows at the Wilbur Theatre, he performed 19 sold-out shows in a row, besting the record of 10 set by Aziz Ansari. You haven’t won a SuperBowl since they had facemasks. But more than a decade later, it turns out Burr feels kind of bad about the whole thing. Oh suck a dick. When the artist before him was booed off the stage, Burr decided to go on the offensive. “Remain Seated,” his latest solo special, will show you why this Grammy nominated, multi-platinum recording artist, and Billboard award winner is at the top of his game. Clown shoes. The full transcript of Bill’s monologue at the SNL is now available here. Somehow there’s another dick in there for you to suck. From the jump, the unruly Philly crowd set the tone of the night by booing the first comedian off the stage and then proceeded to give hell to all other comedians on the bill. Fuckin be up here talking about Hitler. I hope your mother has herpes in the center of her asshole and you go home tonight and lick it and get it on your tongue and some other horrific shit happens that involves cancer – all of you. © 2021 Scraps from the Loft. Transcript of the "Philadelphia incident" where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act was heckled heavily by the crowd. Dave Chappelle. In this extended cut of his 2018 special, Chris Rock takes the stage for a special filled with searing observations on fatherhood, infidelity and politics. Remember that had that whole season when they wore the slacks. Location: Boydton, VA . All rights reserved. You’re all gonna get fuckin cancer which is fantastic because all your fucking heads are shaved anyway no one’s even gonna notice. The Flyers. His only material regret that night in Camden, apparently, was failing to trash the Sixers. You probably won’t even notice the fuckin difference. God I hope mass aids, full blown, like fuckin you get weak as you walk to your fuckin car and you just pass out and they just find you next to your ’83 Fucking Monte Carlo with gravel imbedded into the fuckin side of your bald ass fuckin head. You and your fuckin Donovan McNabb shirt. That’s a fucking record. Never passed the fuckin 8th grade. Go back to the dock and unload some shit. Fucking goddamn losers. He grew up outside of Boston, Massachusetts and did fairly poorly in school, despite the fact that he applied himself. I really hope that happens. We pretty much can't print any of the rest of it. Fucking assholes. That night Burr became the tamer of unruly audiences and earned an incredible amount of respect from comedians and working class audiences that now adore him. There are some classic moments in the history of comedy that will never be forgotten: Lenny Bruce's many arrests, Andy Kaufman's (staged) Letterman altercation with Jerry Lawlor, Richard Pryor's bit on why he stopped using the "N"-word, the birth of Joan Rivers' trademark "Can We Talk? 7 Mother fucking minutes left. Maybe you’ll win another one. That’s not bad 12 minute rant. The most notable of them was Philadelphia due to an incident where comedian Bill Burr went on a 12-minute tirade attacking the audience after the previous act, Dom Irrera, was heckled heavily by the crowd. I’m getting paid to shit all over you guys and your stupid fucking rock t-shirts of bands that no one gives a fuck about. Bunch of fucking losers. http://jimnorton.com/ and http://billburr.com/ and http://www.allthingscomedy.com/ and https://twitter.com/theMMPodcast The tour appeared in four cities over four dates. I hope you go 0-15. The first guy to go on, someone no one remembers out of kindness, got destroyed by the afternoon Philly crowd. What do you want me to talk about. I hope the cheese melts your faces off. I should get fucking paid right now people. Absolute fucking clown shoes. Why don’t ya just get the fuckin Ice Capades down there you assholes. What are you taking a picture of E-Rock? Huh. I’m gonna finish my set by takin this mic stand base like a fuckin disc. In general, Bill Burr seems jaded by politics and doesn't think neither Republicans nor Democrats are honest. Better audio and longer than the original Bill Burr video. "I hope you all f****** die and I hope the Eagles never win the Super Bowl," Burr tamely began. It ain’t ever fuckin happen. Bill Burr will be playing live in Philadelphia and we have all of the best tickets at cheap prices. Burr, who's since gone on to produce the animated Netflix hit "F is For Family," recently joined Bert Kreischer Bertcast to explain his behavior on that fateful day. Goddamn lawn seats. FEMA would never show up for you fuckin’ assholes. Who’s he your dad or something? Booing Dom Irerra. phenomenon, Bo Burnham, brings you his first one-hour stand-up special “Bo Burnham: Words, Words, Words” from the House of Blues in Boston. Full rant, with better audio than "Bill Burr Tells Philly The Truth" When several preceding comedians are booed by a drunk and discourteous audience, Bill Burr abandons his prepared material in order to berate the Philly crowd for over 12 minutes. The third result is William A Burr age 60s in Evans City, PA. That fuckin pussy team. Bill Burr : The Philadelphia Incident Posted by Byron Bojangles III on 4/26/14 at 8:34 am 0 0 Backstory is berated an entire crowd for 12 minutes due to how they treated comics that were on before him LINK What do you think about that? Morgan dipped out after about seven minutes. The man tore into Philadelphia for 11+ minutes of pure vitriol and hatred, viciously attacking a crowd of 10,000. You people are on goddamn acid. I do 3 minutes. Roland Gabriel running around without a fuckin helmet. Is this what you want? The August 26 show at PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmdel, New Jersey broke the record for the best selling comedy show at the venue, previously held by Jay Leno. However, Burr would not let the crowd get him like they did the previous acts and kept hammering the audience until some started to turn in his favor. All of you. 2 MINUTES LEFT. It aint’ ever happening. The whole pride of your city is built around a fuckin guy who doesn’t even exist. You fucking assholes. Required fields are marked *. Original source: https://www.wackbag.com/threads/bill-burr-tirade-a-transcript.51531/, Your email address will not be published. © 2021 WWB Holdings, LLC. That I really feel great. Does it really have to come to this? I come out here with a fuckin gun, hollow tip bullets, and I just start fuckin shooting people. Bunch of goddamn fucking losers. I hope there’s a line of all of you guys getting fuckin car jacked and they take out their big black dicks and they just shove them right in your fucking mouths. The one fuckin kid that would actually go to college in this fucking crowd. Stage banter takes on a different — deeper — meaning as the comedian performs online shows to homebound viewers worldwide from his Mumbai residence. You are this high above New Orleans. This doesn’t change anything. For those who aren’t familiar, Burr, the stand-up comedian and intergalactic Bostonian, is often very candid on late-night shows. Go fuck yourselves. What on earth motivated this tirade? And I’m doin ALL FUCKING SEVEN. All of you collectively SUCK a FUCKIN DICK. Opie and Anthony's Traveling Virus was the first of three comedy event series, concert tour in 2006, starring comedians featured on the Opie and Anthony show on XM Satellite Radio and CBS Radio. In his standup career, Burr is often remembered for the "Philadelphia Incident." Burr was back in Philadelphia this weekend, so we took the opportunity to ask him about The Rant, along with a few other things, like being on some show you probably never even heard of called Breaking Bad (“I was as big a fan of that show as anybody. Each and every one of you and somehow they just keep repeatedly cumming right in your fucking eyeballs, so that it builds up so much that your eyes fucking crust over. You don’t know who the fuck he is. Have a good night. Why don’t you fucking build something for Joe Frazier. With your red candy-striped faggot fuckin uniforms. For twelve minutes he unleashed his fury on the city of Philadelphia. Bill Burr was doing a stand-up comedy bit for the Opie and Anthony Traveling Virus Show in Camden in 2006, and the crowd had turned ugly. It returned in the summer of 2007. Fuckin boo me 9 hrs. NEW! That’s’ it I come out here with a fuckin gun right. Play the fucking records. Dude I think he can win! "Let's talk about heart disease, something you're all gonna f****** die of, and I'm gonna laugh at your f****** funerals," Burr continued. I got your mothers. 52 fuckin hours into a show. ... Bill Burr is always a great hit with every crowd. Fall out of one of those piece of shit buildings. 4 minutes left To fuckin talk about you CUNTS. Bunch of pussies. Things went south when the tour came to the Philadelphia. The next day somebody’s mopping up the 3 pounds of fucking brains that are actually left in this goddamn crowd. I got one first. Sir why are you screaming? A cell phone video recording of the rant has been posted on various video hosting sites. I just blow all your fuckin brains out. Huh? Getting booed by people sittin in the fucking grass. That is until I saw Bill Burr’s latest segment on The Tonight Show. I hope that happens to you. Fucking Rocky is your hero. Jesus Christ the goddamn people on this show are givin me shit. We stock all tickets to every Bill Burr show! He tells the Philadelphia Post-Gazette , "Can I tell you something? "SNL' Host Bill Burr Took Aim at White Women, Cancel Culture, and Gay Pride in a Controversial Monologue The eyebrow-raising set garnered lots of reactions across social media. Bill Burr and The Philadelphia Incident Careers of the rich and famous, have moments that are remembered by the general public, then they have moments the public remember as career defining. He was joined by the likes of Tracy Morgan, Bob Saget, Dom Irrera and Patrice O'Neal, among others. PODCAST PRODUCER. What’s that sir? You’re gonna get fired for coming to work too late cause they’re not gonna notice that you have fucking bone marrow cancer. Roll down the windows. The terrorists will never bomb you people ‘cause you’re fucking worthless and no one cares about you. By the time the 12 minute set (which Burr counted down every passing minute) was over, much of the crowd gave the comedian a standing ovation. You bunch of fuckin cocks. Saget and O'Neal apparently did great, but Irrera got mercilessly booed almost from the jump—and Burr was up next. Select this result to view William A Burr's phone number, address, and more. It’s great. Larry the Cable Guy is back to Git R Done. [boos] I hope you all get in your Ford Focuses and fucking drive off the side of that faggot ass Ben Franklin bridge. You fucking one bridge having piece of shit city that no one gives a fuck about. In 2006 Bill Burr and many of the regular comedians of The Opie & Anthony Show were on The Traveling Virus Comedy Tour, hitting large venues around the nation. "I wasn't a professional. What I should have done was I should have kept my head in the game to survive it. Say it. You all gonna go see Rocky 19. Partly because he was actually quite funny and partly because he made it through the gauntlet and didn’t back down. You won one fucking world series since 1880. I hope that bridge collapses onto your pathetic lives. "I didn't want to do the show at that point, so really, them booing to the level that they did was my fault," Burr said. Or, in general. "I was annoyed," Burr said. Fuck all of you. The Eagles and Sixers are looking pretty good these days, Bill. Bill Burr - The Philadelphia Incident (Better Audio) - YouTube I hate this fuckin city. And these f****** people are treating everyone like s***. What about not fucking interrupting me you jackass. I’m gonna be the little observational comedian here. Alright listen I’m out of time. I wanna thank you guys for having me. All of yas…can line up with your Harold Carmichael fuckin jerseys, and one at a time you can all suck my dick. Went to the Banana Republic, picked a 20 dollar shirt off the rack. I really hope all of you run into all those black people that you love so much here in Camden. OK. Everyone’s chained to their fuckin chairs and just start blowing your fucking brains out. I hope your fucking radios fall on your heads tomorrow. I have a little fuckin cane now. That felt great. No one gives a shit. For some reason, it all went horribly south at the old Tweeter Center. The internet (and soon to be movie, TV, radio, etc.) I SAID SUCK A DICK. andrewMMPodcast@gmail.com. into a fuckin show. Design and development by Michael Tanenbaum # BillBurr # Philadelphia # Rant # Marriage # Standup # StandUpComedy # Burr # MondayMorningPodcast # JustForLaughs # BillBurrFan # AllenPalin # ATC Bill Burr talks about Game 2 of NBA Finals with the San Antonio Spurs and Miami Heat from 2014. You fucking bunch of losers with your fucking cellphone pictures Fucking suck a dick. Some other shit-assed team that’s never gonna win a championship. 6 Minutes left and I will be selling my CD after this shit you mother fuckers [CHEERS] and the only way one you’re getting one is if I throw one at your fuckin stupid heads. Away is me laughing at you in the front row, you dumb.! 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